Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,790 Points
Medals Earned: 5/21 (40/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/495 points)
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 19/20 (490/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
